Disengage All Helms

oldroots:

safe-net:

oldroots:

but like come on

long greasy hair and a trenchcoat talking about how he hates the world

what is this?? amateur hour at the cliche outcast boo hoo club??

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"Our game will only be coming to PC but that’s only if Steam is ok with selling it, and also enjoy our website it’s 99% Black and White like the inside of a hot topic"

i need 10 lockers to push these lonely bitter men into asap

oldroots:

i guess ill be a vampire for the volkihar quests but im going to complain all the way through about the sun damage and shit like that

join the dawnguard

new meme

hyadain:

got6:

taeminsmushroomhair:

got6:

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what does this even mean

Regret Orb

( chants & bangs hands on table rhythmically) regret orb regret orb regret orb regret orb

this is an alchemical black sun, it represents dissolution and putrefaction, and can famously be seen in this historic image. since this image was printed in 1622 CE, it is unreasonable and unscientific to call this a “new meme”. the term “regret orb” is, however, wholly acceptable.

ok that’s cool but get back to me when you can do this with WH40k chaos artwork,

2087:

A Netflix app is glitching and creating weird new films we wish were real

lovelive2k14:

yuriadventure:

foreverphantomhive:

riverplants:

foods that will poison cats:

  1. alcohol 
  2. chocolate
  3. caffeine
  4. dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)
  5. fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. tuna (when not made for cats)
  9. xylitol (artificial sweetener)

if you have a cat please reblog this

Even if you don’t have a cat please reblog this for all your followers who may have their own precious little baby.

this post is useful mostly but reminder it literally says raw meat and fish poison cats

lmao oh my god this post again

felids have clearly been cooking for 25 million years so idk what everyone was so pissed at prometheus for

free-parking:

Francis Alÿs, Nightwatch, 2004.  

Surveillance cameras observe a fox exploring the Tudor and Georgian rooms of the National Portrait Gallery at night.

awful hell dog possessed by malevolent spirit of british royalty

funflowur:

cat loaf

funflowur:

cat loaf

Apparently Baeddel people are yelling about “Bihets”. This is a good word that engages in powerful and dialectical criticism of material hierarchy within queer communities and not some trash fucking oppression olympics nonsense word written by a clown trying to win some absurd tumblr war.

"Bihet" is a great word bc its unironic deployment immediately identifies the user as someone whose opinions are terrible, awful, very bad, and no good, and I think that’s a nice courtesy so nobody wastes undue time taking them seriously

oldroots:

time for skyrim

aywass:

oh you play flight rising? i love flight rising! i love that site. the way they just [clenches fist] raise all those fricking flights

*rise

its not my time you Piece of SHIT

its not my time you Piece of SHIT

dragondicks:

I know at least three different dudes who have walked in on another dude masturbating during their days in student digs. Boys are incredible

What’s better than this